certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

(via laughbitches)

nitrqin:

 

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice, via ryanvallejo)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via fickledavid)

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(Source: canadad, via smell-that-bacon)

svvords:

*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

(Source: wasiangod, via unexxxplainable)

hospitalstays:

image

school cum

(Source: joyridng, via when-tyler-calls)

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
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